1. "I know I have talents and a good heart, but why am I not handsome? Why have I not every acquirement that can embellish human nature? Why have I not fortune, that I might hereafter have more leisure than I shall have to cultivate those improvements for which I am not entirely unfit?"

    Alexander Hamilton to Elizabeth

    "I mean, I know I’m awesome…by why aren’t I AMAZING?"

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  2. …and done!

  3. sesamestreet:

    Today is brought to you by the letter R. 

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  6. tequila really is the elixir of the gods


  7. you’re only allowed to lose track of your moral code if you’re a thousand years old and playing with a cute talking video game console named BMO.

    you’re not allowed if you’re human and of a human age.

    i hate people.


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  9. professorfangirl:



    If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.


    However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.

    the more you know

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  10. milvertons:

    17th century cheat codes 


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  11. Anonymous said: So what's up with the countdown you've been doing?

    I quit my job - counting down the days until my last day on Friday :)


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  14. reparrishcomics:

    a (stupid) re-imagining of harper lee’s classic tale, based entirely on the title


  15. To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:


    Let’s play a game.

    Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

    you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never


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