1. mother-machinegun:

    on the right we have a wheat thin.

    on the left we have this fucking abomination that was hanging out among the wheat thins what the fuck it’s like a wheat toboggan

    (via frostneko)

     
  2. buffypuppy:

    Buffy is so beyond overdue for a trip to the groomer’s. Good thing we’re going tomorrow! I can’t wait to post before/after pictures.

    westie puppies are seriously some of the cutest in the world

     

  3. near-quaad:

    do u ever go to unfollow someone but then u see some rly good posts and u just kind of 

    image

    you can stay

    image

    for now

    (via sevenpercent-stronger)

     
  4. the-legend-of-appa:

    camwhoreconfessional:

    fghtffyrdmnsx:

    oh my god

    best.ever.

    is that another guinea pig in his stew?

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via fourbritisheyesonly)

     

  5. terezi-owns2:

    THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

    (Source: terezisprite2, via burningbright22)

     
  6. mondozuryuu:

    rabblerowser:

    skilledcunnilinguist:

    silver-whale:

    This is unspeakably perfect.

    I died.

    I guess you could say this moment was stone cold gold

    yes

    (via frostneko)

     
  7. bongsniffer:

    i woke up like dis

    (Source: wilburwhateley, via crookedsin)

     
  8. ryancrobert:

    fucking show-off

    (Source: kittiezandtittiez, via sevenpercent-stronger)

     
  9. Lucy: I have a plan.
    Ethel: I’m still recuperating from your last plan.

    favorite

    (Source: mrsgrumpygills, via milvertons)

     
  10.  
  11. afewdrunkcaptains:

    debt:

    united steaks of america

    image

    (via sevenpercent-stronger)

     

  12. bitchjerked:

    do you ever get mad because there’s so much wasted potential in characters and relationships and plotlines in some shows

    (via burningbright22)

     
  13.  

  14. the-average-gatsby:

    imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

    so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

    (via burningbright22)

     

  15. Me to Josh: This reminded me of you

    image

    Josh to me: I fail to see a resemblance

    image