1. animalstalkinginallcaps:

    LARRY! DON’T FORGET TOOTHPASTE! WE’RE ALMOST OUT!

     
  2. pricklystickers:

    xekstrin:

    door:

    um

    im gonna fuck the ghost

    do not fuck the ghost

    (Source: roadtrippers.com, via elizajumel)

    Tagged #HAHAHA
     
  3. lady-sigyn-loki:

    elasticitymudflap:

    trickytavros:

    seerofbuttcheeks:

    theodorepython:

    zartlila:

    #FYI these are cats that had just been sedated at the vet

    HOW DO LEGS WORK!?!

    im gonna piss my fucking pants omg

    [ I CAN’T BREATH]

    MOTHER FUCKER CALL LIFE ALERT

    Always Reblog

    (via destiel-is-my-canon)

     
  4. The Winged Victory of Samothrace

    also called the Nike of Samothrace, is a 2nd century BC marble sculpture of the Greek goddess Nike (Victory). Since 1884, it has been prominently displayed at the Louvre and is one of the most celebrated sculptures in the world. H.W. Janson described it as “the greatest masterpiece of Hellenistic sculpture.”

    (Source: halsyon, via alexanderhamiltonisthebottom)

     
  5. thetindog:

    theladthatlived:

    georgesus:

    "He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William

    its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming

    MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN

    (via burningbright22)

     

  6. worsedreams:

    whatsacanada:

    A popular Christian band called nuns n roses

    I think you mean nuns n moses 

    (via sevenpercent-stronger)

     
  7. (Source: mercerism, via milvertons)

     

  8. you ever have a ship you ship so hard because they’re obviously, blatantly, ineffably mfeo but there’s always that potential for someone else to step in and you want to scream

    example…rachel could have dated joey and been okay for a bit and joey was a better man with her, but it wasn’t meant to be. rachel and ross were made for each other. if they hadn’t ended up together in the end, that would have been so fucked up. if she had ended up with joey, that would have been more fucked up. and i liked joey.

    and then as you sit there and wait and you can’t tell if the writers are fucking with you or if they’ll finally do it and OMFGJUSTDOITALREADY

     

  9. dreamybean:

    starfleetinginterest:

    what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

    image

    (via sevenpercent-stronger)

     
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  11. cj-sewers:

    thethirddecade1121:

    I just realized how fucking disgusting it is that it’s considered healthy and normal for teenage boys to eat everything ever yet teenage girls are obviously also growing but are fucking dieting all the time and shamed for eating while they’re growing

    Shit

    it’s so true - my stepbrother (18) can eat whatever he wants (granted, he’s an athlete with a crazy fast metabolism so it takes more food to keep him going) but my stepsister (14) is also very active, tall, thin (I think she just went up from a size 0 to 2) but her father said she needed to watch what she eats because she was “putting on weight”

    thank god my stepmom and dad are better influences. my sister is stunning and shouldn’t be shamed for eating - especially by her own father

    (via alexanderhamiltonisthebottom)

     

    1. Person: I hate musicals
    2. Person: They're so gay
    3. Me:
    4. Person:
    5. Me:
    6. Cop: Can you tell me what happened?
    7. Me: He ran into my knife.
    8. Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
    9. Ensemble out of nowhere: HE HAD IT COMIN'
     
  12. colourthysoul:

    Ron Hicks - Café Kiss

    (via milvertons)

     

  13. gayinsect:

    i luv kids they are so much funner to talk to than adults. i asked a toddler today whats up and he said “ten” with such conviction i really did believe it was an adequate response to my question for a second

    (via alexanderhamiltonisthebottom)

     
  14. laclefdescoeurs:

    L’Homme au balcon, 1880, Gustave Caillebotte

    (via milvertons)