Humble Egomania

The Unimportant Self-Important Musings of a Philadelphia Screenwriter

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THESE MIGHT JUST BE THE CUTEST THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN OMG I NEED THEM NOW IN ALL SORTS OF BOOKS SO I CAN READ THEM TO MY NON-EXISTENT CHILDREN BEFORE THEY GO TO BED OR WHEN THEY ARE IN KINDERGARTEN LEARNING ABOUT THE HISTORY OF THE USA OMG OMG OMG SO CUTE!!!
Josh, on Renée’s baby Burrs and pudgy baby Hamiltons

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the things Josh sends me

Have you ever wondered how many ducks it would take to equal the weight of the Comcast Center?

I know, me too! Well know you can finally ease your mind because the answer is approximately 22,404,000 large mallards. “

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The United States supports marriage equality. We had “four fathers” for chrissakes!

Josh

ba-dum-tch

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